He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
