The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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