i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I showed him my bush... on skype.
She's the barista slut.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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