I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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