So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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