need another drink. this is the easiest way
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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