this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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