question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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