I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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