i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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