You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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