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She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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