i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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