So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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