No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Houston, we have a squirter
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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