This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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