big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
do herpes really smell.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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