come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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