would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
This is the high leading the old right now
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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