Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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