Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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