People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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