i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize