Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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