I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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