You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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