I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he puts the penis in happiness.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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