Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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