I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
being pregnant is like rehab
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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