How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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