What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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