You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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