Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
This show inspires me to have sex in space
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
His nipple licking is glorious
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