turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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