what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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