party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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