i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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