Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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