How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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