I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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