I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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