i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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