Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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