just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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