Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
