You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
