I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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