How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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