last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
There are leaves in my underwear?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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