That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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