i just had sex bonerless
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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