somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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