margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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