I want to make a zoo with you.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
