She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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