She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
